TFP: Random Headcannons

These are just little Headcannons that I may or may not of already incorporated into my stories. Enjoy!

1. Miko gets sugar high really easily.

2. Starscream has high heels for feet because he's frustrated at being so much shorter than Megatron.

3. Soundwave's "voice" in that one episode of season three is not his real voice.

4. That being said, I am a solid believer that Soundwave's eyes are blue under the visor.

5. When being scolded at in a commanding tone, Knockout will go into "Butter up" mode, spontaneously bowing and spurting apologies. As you can expect, this has caused lots of problems in front of Ultra Magnus. What the other Autobots don't know is that this reflex has saved Knockout's life several times, but he is unwilling to share that fact with his now-comrades.

6. Knockout has tried hard to break the habit of addressing his superiors as "My lord" or "My liege". The Autobots have to constantly remind him not to say the L-word. It's become sort of an inside joke for everyone to (kindheartedly) laugh at.

7. Megatron, now in exile, flies around to planets where the war is still going on and announces the Decepticon surrender. Those who don't obey Megatron's last order are properly terminated.

8. In the end, it's Raf who convinces the Autobots to free Soundwave from the Shadow zone. (Knockout had no idea, otherwise he would of said something.)

9. June Darby and Agent Fowler get married.

10. Shockwave returned to his old laboratory and has started rebuilding it, hoping to advance Cybertronian tech even further. He is also cloning more Predacons, at the request of Predaking.

11. Shockwave feels (or the closest he can to feeling) sort of a fatherly bond to Predaking. Predaking has no problem with this.

12. Smokescreen loves Earth. He often returns to it just to go for a drive.

13. Arcee is the only femme on Cybertron. She gets hit by at least ten pickup lines every day from almost every bot except Bulkhead and Bumblebee. Smokescreen and Wheeljack are the worst offenders.

14. Smokescreen and Knockout are best friends.

15. Ratchet and Knockout also get along well.

16. Arcee and Knockout have at least a common understanding and somewhat respect for each other after learning they both have had a partner killed by Arachnid.

17. Knockout loves telling funny stories of Decepticon shenanigans. The story that always gets the most laughs is the "Zombies. ." story.

18. Bumblebee actually curses a lot because he's used to his words sounding like beeps.

19. Soundwave is an epic DJ

20. Darksteel and Skylynx occasionally help with the Cybertron reconstruction efforts.

21. Raf knows how to write in Cybertronian, and he codes his diary with it.

22. Soundwave knows sign language. (I don't even know how I came up with this one it's just so weird and it makes no sense but I like it.)

23. Whenever Agent Fowler comes to visit from Earth, he glares at Knockout then laughs 'cuz that awkward night was the reason he got married. (See #9)

24. Bulkhead and Wheeljack often go out on "Wrecker nights" where they blow old ruins up for the fun of it. Ultra Magnus doesn't mind because most of the ruins need to be cleared anyway.

25. The Autobots restore Cybertron's atmosphere so that their human friends can visit without spacesuits.

26. Miko. Ships. Everyone. her OTP is Arcee and Wheeljack. (THIS IS BASED OFF WHAT I HEARD IN AN EPISODE. THIS IS NOT MY OTP)

27. Jack never buys another motorcycle because he's actually not that good at driving one.

28. Miko accidently let the words: "My best friend is a giant robot!" slip in front of her host parents. They now think she's really obsessed with Anime.

30. Miko is also a fan of Disturbed and Five Finger Death Punch, (That's a legit band name I swear) While Jack prefers Linkin Park. Raf doesn't really listen to music all that much.

31. Knockout tried to listen to some of Miko's music once. He claims it was the worst 3 minutes of his life.

32. Starscream, while breaking the fourth wall, found a video of his G1 self tossing Megatron out of Astrotrain. He was extremely pleased.

33. Knockout hates having his paint job scratched because no one can do such a good buffing job as Breakdown did.

34. The forge of Solus Prime glowed when Smokescreen touched it to revive Optimus. This is his most closely guarded secret.

35. Soundwave actually won the gladiatorial battle where he first met Megatronus. He was sworn to complete secrecy.

36. It takes a while, but Predaking formally apologizes to Ultra Magnus for crushing his hand.

37. Wheeljack quotes Terminator, and often.

38. Bumblebee hates being called "Stripes"

39. both Arcee and Knockout will kill you if you call them short.

40. Knockout is a really good phycologist and can be pretty serious when it comes to medical matters.

41. Many of the Vehicons picked up hobbies after the war. Steve has gotten every Autobot down to model for a sculpture that he hand-makes, including Ultra Magnus.

42. Raf is a master on the piano.

43. Smokescreen knows the universal greeting from his time with Alpha Trion. It was one of the first things he learned!

44. Predaking is quite the gentlemen.

45. Sometimes Miko and Knockout speak in fluent movie quotes for an entire day just to grind everyone's gears.

46. Bulkhead has a habit of checking his interior every time he transforms. He did not like cleaning up after Miko. .

47. High grade is a rare luxury and a black market item aboard the Decepticon warship.

48. Perceptor's favorite pastime when Optimus orders him to be social is to start talking about science to his teammates then timing how long it takes for them to fall asleep. The record holder is Warpath, who was out cold in five minutes flat.  (He's in the aligned continuity, guys. Just roll with me here.)

49. Ironhide loves kittens. (Once again just roll with me here.)

50. Knockout looks really good in a tie. Why not a bow tie? Because that was Breakdown's signature.

I don't even know where most of these came from. All of these Headcannons are free to use.